Originally Posted by
Gunny
Damn. I missed the boat on being a penguin. A pebble from the beach? That's getting off easy and beats the Hell out of a trip to Tiffany's.
I heard the male penguin tried a diamond ring, but it kept falling off the female's flippers.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
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