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    Default Michael Jackson Jokes..........

    Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

    A: "Feel the World."


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    Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

    A: "Don't let your son go down on me."


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    Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker.
    Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore.
    Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely.

    Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.

    If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
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    Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?

    A: Little Boy Blew.

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    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Little Boy Blue.
    Little Boy Blue who?
    Michael Jackson.


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    Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

    A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

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    Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?

    A: "I'll be there!"

    If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.


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    Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?

    A: "And then he touched me"

    Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant:
    He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over.

    If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
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    Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?

    A: Several children have fingered him.

    Q: How will MJ pay off his old boyfriends?

    A: Liquefy some assets.

    Q: Why doesn't Micheal have orgasms?

    A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

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    Q: Why does Michael like children so much?

    A: He knows how they feel.

    Q: How did Michael get in trouble?

    A: He was feeling a little Randy.

    Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems?

    A: He's holding his own.

    If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
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    Q: How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?

    A: They're all standing behind him.

    Q: What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?

    A: Anal retention.

    Q: How is Michael now?

    A: Feeling a little crotchety.

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    Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?

    A: He likes to come in a little behind.

    Q: What was the big break in the Micheal Jackson molestation case?

    A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found
    ... a white glove.

    Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?

    A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

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    I know it's humor, but may be a record. 11 consecutive posts by same member.

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    Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?

    A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!

    Q: How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?

    A: Pizza and Nintendo.

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    Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

    A: He thought it was a delivery service.


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