Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common?

A: They both like a little crack now and then.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?

A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.

Q: Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?

A: He's a crack addict.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?

A: You know, I feel like a new boy!

Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?

A: He's tired of all the cracks.