I love them both, so long as not on the same sandwich!
Yeah, like my wifey, I VERY often wonder why she ever married me, and why she hasn't left an open home and disappeared in the middle of the night. That's what I would do if I were married to myself.
I just thought of that, is it OK to marry yourself in today's society? Is it discrimination if they don't let me?
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy
its the next big thing man...
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” —. Morticia Addams
I don't know that I want to go out to eat with most of you! LOL! Ketchup's only place is on fries, once in awhile. Ok, also on the store bought fish sticks, though I probably haven't had those in 30 years.
Salt on any fruit, with tomato exception, eeewwww!
Ranch on anything other than dipping veggies? No way! I've never understood that flavor on chips/crackers.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
That is so AWESOME, ain't it @hjmick
I'm definitely getting married this week. Finally, someone who will think like I do and won't nag.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
No way. Sour Cream is mandatory on nachos, tacos/burritos, baked potatoes, and Borscht.
Anyone ever have Borscht? It's an old-school peasant soup from Russia / Europe made from beets that probably wasn't very good - but when it's kicked up a notch with beef and served with a dollop of sour cream it is heavenly! I've never really cared for beets, but that stuff is amazing.
Blasphemy!! -5 man points for you.
-5 man points.
+5 man points. You're still negative though, from that whole breakfast watermelon thing. Salting watermelon??Here's another one though and I KNOW this is southern. I won't touch mayonnaise. It's Miracle Whip all the way.
I steer clear of kimchee after hearing a few horror stories involving explosive diarrhea and vomiting. They were very funny stories, but not something I wanna experience.
When I'm out on the road, I order a lot of that kind of stuff. I really start craving homestyle meals... Sharon has spoiled me something fierce.
Yuck... liver and onions makes me queasy just thinking about that awful smell.
I'm sure I've mentioned it before... but growing up out in the boonies we used to eat oatmeal every day. I loathe it.
I remember sitting at the breakfast table glaring back at that stupid Quaker with his cheery blue eyes. He's the devil.
You need professional help. Maybe even an exorcism.
Anyone know a good priest we can dispatch?
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A word to the wise... as someone that has worked on commercial fishing boats back when I was a kid, NEVER EVER eat cod. Cod is kicked off to the side and sits out in the sun while the valuable fish get the attention & scooted into the hold. Even as they come up out of the water, they're nasty & mushy - let alone sit out on the dirty deck for a while in the sun.
Ranch is my favorite dressing on salads, much to Sharon's disgust. And it's awesome for dipping.Ranch on anything other than dipping veggies? No way! I've never understood that flavor on chips/crackers.
If I let my kids use Ranch as they wanted to, this house would easily go through a bottle every day. They put it on everything and I put a stop to that when a big jug of it disappeared within hours... knuckleheads were using it to glop on top of some kickass Chicago Deep Dish pizza.
Then my youngest promptly tried to put ketchup on the pizza... wtf? That was also summarily overruled at Casa del NT.
Being a condiment nazi is a ruthless business.
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"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” —. Morticia Addams
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"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll