Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?

A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?

A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?

A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?

A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.