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    Default What does a woman with no legs and a snail have in common?

    They both leave a trail as they move across the floor.
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    Out to offend the ladies this evening are we?
    “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke

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    What does tailfins have in common with a eunuch?
    Neither of them have any balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    What does tailfins have in common with a eunuch?
    Neither of them have any balls.
    While probably true, that was
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    While probably true, that was
    It was all I could manage on short notice.

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    why is this in the "Humor" section? It's stupid. We should have a 'stupid shit' subforum.

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    Why? Never mind, I don't even care to hear the answer.

    We all spoke of "locker room talk" when Trump was nailed for talking smack about women. And whatever, in the locker rooms, at the bar when ladies aren't around & other things not in their presence. Fun talk, funny talk and maybe even perverted at times, and obviously can be sexist pigs and what not. I admit this.

    But purposely, knowing the women of the board will be reading? That's no mistake, that's someone trying to push and annoy the women for effect.

    But I don't think it matters, TF, as the women are as far as possible into the "disliking" department of you. Not much you can say anymore is going to change their opinions. You've showed your true colors a couple of thousand times.

    I tell horrid jokes, and admittedly talk some piggy things about women at times - when with my brother or other guys. Big difference.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Why? Never mind, I don't even care to hear the answer.

    We all spoke of "locker room talk" when Trump was nailed for talking smack about women. And whatever, in the locker rooms, at the bar when ladies aren't around & other things not in their presence. Fun talk, funny talk and maybe even perverted at times, and obviously can be sexist pigs and what not. I admit this.

    But purposely, knowing the women of the board will be reading? That's no mistake, that's someone trying to push and annoy the women for effect.

    But I don't think it matters, TF, as the women are as far as possible into the "disliking" department of you. Not much you can say anymore is going to change their opinions. You've showed your true colors a couple of thousand times.

    I tell horrid jokes, and admittedly talk some piggy things about women at times - when with my brother or other guys. Big difference.
    And there is a degree of difference between "locker room talk" and outright misogyny. We women do know the difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    And there is a degree of difference between "locker room talk" and outright misogyny. We women do know the difference.
    Yups.

    I'm an admitted pig. But one that loves women, loves my wife. And sometimes with just the guys, I might express that in an inappropriate manner. But I love women and have the utmost respect for them.

    TF seems to make it clear that he doesn't like women at all except for his wife. I won't comment further as marriage discussion shouldn't be here. But in general, his talk about women has been reprehensible. And not because of what he says, but how, to whom and to whom he plasters his words in front of. And at times, it seems like he is purposely doing so to offend.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Why? Never mind, I don't even care to hear the answer.

    We all spoke of "locker room talk" when Trump was nailed for talking smack about women. And whatever, in the locker rooms, at the bar when ladies aren't around & other things not in their presence. Fun talk, funny talk and maybe even perverted at times, and obviously can be sexist pigs and what not. I admit this.

    But purposely, knowing the women of the board will be reading? That's no mistake, that's someone trying to push and annoy the women for effect.

    But I don't think it matters, TF, as the women are as far as possible into the "disliking" department of you. Not much you can say anymore is going to change their opinions. You've showed your true colors a couple of thousand times.

    I tell horrid jokes, and admittedly talk some piggy things about women at times - when with my brother or other guys. Big difference.
    I just voiced an opinion. He knows his audience here, and got the response he expected.

    Yes, I could have ignored it, but Geez ... I had hair the first time I heard that joke
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    Taste aside - ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. I mean...its stupid.

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    So, once again. TF...the DP GELDING, stops by to show, and prove lack of success with other humans.
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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    I would expect nothing less from someone with the maturity level of a 5 year old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    I would expect nothing less from someone with the maturity level of a 5 year old.
    If a cat and a pussyfor got in a fight, who would win ?

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