The back yard, the front's just as bad
And the "skeeters" are fierce
The back yard, the front's just as bad
And the "skeeters" are fierce
Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
We used to hit Fort Pierce, Florida every year for vacation, usually for like a month at a clip. Forget the skeeters...
I went everywhere barefoot. I'll never forget the burrs, or whatever the hell you call them, but I know I would step on and get stabbed by like 400 of them daily!
Be safe, Bilge, hope the home is aok!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
"Barefoot Yankees on the Asphalt in July". Sounds like a country song. I'm not sure if watching that qualifies as comedy or entertainment or both. Have to get Cletus T. Judd to write THAT song.
"Oh Jim-bob passed out steppin' on a grass burr ... long about Saturday n-i-i-i-ght ...
Jim-bob woke up in the grass burrs ... chin on the ground ass high in the air ....
The skeeters were lined up behind him ... singing in love and war all is fair"
I'll bet your cousins just LOVED when your yankee ass came to visit. "Let's see what we can do to Jim Bob next ....
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.