Stephen Miller: CNN Treated Me Like MS-13 Gang Member

[aboutime]

How sad to see your COLONOSCOPY was mixed up with your LOBOTOMY, and your tooth brushing to get rid of the bad taste was interrupted by the Overdose of Preparation-H.

Just rub some on each thumb, then switch putting them in your mouth.

[GravyBoat]

How sad to see your COLONOSCOPY was mixed up with your LOBOTOMY, and your tooth brushing to get rid of the bad taste was interrupted by the Overdose of Preparation-H.

Just rub some on each thumb, then switch putting them in your mouth.

Did your mother have any children who lived? You weren't delivered by a stork but a vulture. Most of us came from under a cabbage leaf, you came from a vat of sauerkraut. When you were born the doctor smacked you on the ass, turned you over and looked at your face and said, "Look. Twins."

[aboutime]

Did your mother have any children who lived? You weren't delivered by a stork but a vulture. Most of us came from under a cabbage leaf, you came from a vat of sauerkraut. When you were born the doctor smacked you on the ass, turned you over and looked at your face and said, "Look. Twins."

Wanna keep playing this game?
Yes. The doctor smacked me on the ass to stop me from laughing at you.
You were Screaming
"Don't taze me bro!"
Then, I saw him smack you in the face to get your breathing started, and he ended up planting you in the HAZARDOUS WASTE bucket with the other aborted bowel movements.

Otherwise....don't forget. There are thousands of wannabe comedians out of work. Don't give up your Monthly Welfare Check.