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    Default Mood Music or Background Noise? Guys v Gals

    So, (don't ask how I got the job ) I have it on good authority that there is such a thing as "sexy" music. So I come back with a known and recognized "love song".

    My contention is that guys don't have a clue what a "sexy" song is. What guys need to know is what the gal he's with thinks is sexy because a good breeze will get us in the mood and the tunes are background noise. Gals are a lot trickier about moods than guys. We're horny or thinking about it

    IF I'm in the middle of taking care of business and a song can distract me I'm thinking I must not really be in the mood.

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    We women generally care a lot about our surroundings, whether it be decor, vegetation, or sounds. Whereas most guys I’ve known are happy with a TV on some cinder blocks. More later...
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    New favorite song... just keep discovering new artists on Amazon... although this song isn't new, it's new to me, and I love the rockabilly sound... absolutely beautiful... another Patsy Cline...

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    Let's try to keep up with the theme here. So, I have to beat @Black Diamond to it:





    That's MY idea of "mood music:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    So, (don't ask how I got the job ) I have it on good authority that there is such a thing as "sexy" music. So I come back with a known and recognized "love song".

    My contention is that guys don't have a clue what a "sexy" song is. What guys need to know is what the gal he's with thinks is sexy because a good breeze will get us in the mood and the tunes are background noise. Gals are a lot trickier about moods than guys. We're horny or thinking about it

    IF I'm in the middle of taking care of business and a song can distract me I'm thinking I must not really be in the mood.

    Thoughts? If you dare

    And now, it's time for Gunny's SexyTime with your host, Gunny!


    Dear Gunny,

    My sweetie has complained that my armpit hair is too long. I trimmed it, but now it just pokes her in the eye.

    Should I shave it all off like a soyboy, or let it grow out and do the Dreds thing? Kind of like a Jamaican armpit look?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Let's try to keep up with the theme here. So, I have to beat @Black Diamond to it:





    That's MY idea of "mood music:
    What is the theme? "Mood music?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
    And now, it's time for Gunny's SexyTime with your host, Gunny!


    Dear Gunny,

    My sweetie has complained that my armpit hair is too long. I trimmed it, but now it just pokes her in the eye.

    Should I shave it all off like a soyboy, or let it grow out and do the Dreds thing? Kind of like a Jamaican armpit look?

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    If your armpit hair is stiff enough to poke someone in the eye you got more problems than you think. First, burn it off with a blowtorch. Rub some motor oil in real good so you don't get a rash and you're good to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Plains_Drifter View Post
    What is the theme? "Mood music?"
    Read my OP. A woman I know contends there is such a thing as "sexy" music. Myself and a friend did the guy, "Huh?" thing.

    I contend the woman is sexy. You could have a jackhammer in the background for all I care
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Read my OP. A woman I know contends there is such a thing as "sexy" music. Myself and a friend did the guy, "Huh?" thing.

    I contend the woman is sexy. You could have a jackhammer in the background for all I care
    OK... I can add to "sexy music"...

    This is a song played in... aaaahh... "gentlemen's clubs"... yes, it's sexy...


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    How many you want? LOL... you're talkin' to the music guy...

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    I wonder if the Sergeant Major has any SexyTime questions for Gunny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
    I wonder if the Sergeant Major has any SexyTime questions for Gunny.
    @CSM
    I'm sure Bn Admin is typing out a list for him
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    This shit is hilarious. My ribs hurt, I shit you not. Hahahahaaa!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
    This shit is hilarious. My ribs hurt, I shit you not. Hahahahaaa!!
    I'd say we're not on the "good guys" list right now
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