Since we are going to have a female Green Beret, might as well get some more female-appropriate hand signals in case we get a female SEAL too.
(The following is for humor purposes only, and are not microaggressions. As I’ve said elsewhere, I’m good with anyone truly qualified getting the chance to serve. Please don’t anyone get triggered!).
We may need Hand Signals for:
1. I need a hug
2. Does this combat gear make my butt look fat?
3. I can’t go in that bunker- my lipstick wore off
4. “Stop man-splaining the plan of attack to me”
5. “You hurt my feelings”
6. “Damn, I broke a nail”