You've been my personal punching bag ever since you slid in here, Sport. How many threads have you fled after being cornered so far?
Pretending you didn't lose miserably is THE most common trait among libs. It's kind of fascinating to observe your universal lack of ownership in outright failure, which probably explains how libs can bear getting up the next day to rinse & repeat.
Pro-Tip : Credibility is earned after either winning, or when losing, acknowledging defeat graciously. The losing thing is your passion; I get it. Just some personal growth when getting spanked will turn around your dismal showing around here since winning clearly isn't your forte.
I've lost arguments before, Jake. Honest. And when that happens, I ALWAYS acknowledge my error publicly to the person that corrected my lack of understanding. And most times thank them for clearing things up. It helps me grow and broadens my understanding, and for that I'm truly grateful. Being stupid is no way to go through life.
I'm still somewhat confused that someone of your age shows such gaps in logic or how a man behaves. You can do it, Jakey, I have faith!
You may start with the hilarious trap you laid for me by boldly stating that the USPS was a private enterprise.
I can build a list of your indiscretions for you so you can run through your shortcomings here on the board if you'd like. I'm helpful like that.
With some effort on your part, and under my careful tutelage, we can turn you into a well-oiled, fact-spewing, red-blooded, pro-American, anti-communist, small-government, welfare-rejecting, Trump-loving hero! I'll even provide you with my email address so that you can put into words your doubting thoughts in the dead of night and I promise I'll help you correct your shortcomings. What do you say?