So There I was at Jess's Sister's ...

[Jess]

Damn.

How'd they rate your dive? Did you stick the landing? Or did the landing just make you sticky?

Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it.

And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property.

[Gunny]

Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it.

And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property.

I'm calling James Sokolove.

[Jess]

I'm calling James Sokolove.

Go for it, sweetheart.

A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area.

B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another.

[Gunny]

Go for it, sweetheart.

A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area.

B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another.

Uh huh. You're in trouble.

[Jess]

Uh huh. You're in trouble.

Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude.

[Gunny]

Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude.

[Jess]

I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

Or lead you to a muddy spot.