Steelers in '23
Sweet, necroposting a 10 year old thread!!
I slammed my finger in the door, not once, but twice!! And that was perhaps the most painful things I have ever endured. Both times I ended up going to the hospital to get one drilled, and the other had the pressure released with a small laser that burnt a hole through my fingernail. I just couldn't imagine doing similar with the chestnuts, having them develop "pressure" and having to go to the hospital to have that pressure released! Oh man!!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
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Girl’s gotta do whatever it takes!Originally Posted by jimnyc
Sweet, necroposting a 10 year old thread!!
I slammed my finger in the door, not once, but twice!! And that was perhaps the most painful things I have ever endured. Both times I ended up going to the hospital to get one drilled, and the other had the pressure released with a small laser that burnt a hole through my fingernail. I just couldn't imagine doing similar with the chestnuts, having them develop "pressure" and having to go to the hospital to have that pressure released! Oh man!!
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
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A 73-year-old nudist guy? He must be tripping over himself every other step he takes!
(not sure why I added this icon - it just seems strangely appropriate)
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him to the left.
Wise men don't need advice, and fools won't take it - Ben Franklin
"It's not how you start, it's how you finish."
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The Perils of the Pendulous Pair
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Senior Member
Maybe car safety tests from now on should include a "73-year-old nudist shutting the car door with his butt" safety test. I know if I were a 73-year-old car buyer, I would want to know!
(might be difficult to find 73-year-old nudist testers, though)
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him to the left.
Wise men don't need advice, and fools won't take it - Ben Franklin
"It's not how you start, it's how you finish."
Just Me
73 years old probably DOES explain how he managed to slam a car door on them. I'm having a hard time picturing that as a physical possibility. Seems to me one would have to put some serious effort into getting the nads in position for such a feat.A 73-year-old nudist guy? He must be tripping over himself every other step he takes!
Just sayin'
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
GOD Bless America...
His testies must be 2 feet long....Proof that stuff sags A LOT when you get old.
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