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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
    There's nothing secret about it, bubba!

    Anyone that doesn't like ketchup and miracle whip has been outed... and I can confirm she is repulsed by BOTH!

    Plus, she married me for some reason.
    I love them both, so long as not on the same sandwich!

    Yeah, like my wifey, I VERY often wonder why she ever married me, and why she hasn't left an open home and disappeared in the middle of the night. That's what I would do if I were married to myself.

    I just thought of that, is it OK to marry yourself in today's society? Is it discrimination if they don't let me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post

    I just thought of that, is it OK to marry yourself in today's society? Is it discrimination if they don't let me?


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy


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    Quote Originally Posted by NT'sGirl View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy


    its the next big thing man...
    That is so AWESOME, ain't it @hjmick

    I'm definitely getting married this week. Finally, someone who will think like I do and won't nag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    That is so AWESOME, ain't it @hjmick

    I'm definitely getting married this week. Finally, someone who will think like I do and won't nag.

    I suppose I have only myself to blame for the whole "awesome" thing. Such is life...


    But that still didn't stop the "Marry yourself and you'll be able to go fuck yourself without the social stigma of doing it out of wedlock..." from popping intp my head.
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    I don't know that I want to go out to eat with most of you! LOL! Ketchup's only place is on fries, once in awhile. Ok, also on the store bought fish sticks, though I probably haven't had those in 30 years.

    Salt on any fruit, with tomato exception, eeewwww!

    Ranch on anything other than dipping veggies? No way! I've never understood that flavor on chips/crackers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    Ok, also on the store bought fish sticks, though I probably haven't had those in 30 years.
    A word to the wise... as someone that has worked on commercial fishing boats back when I was a kid, NEVER EVER eat cod. Cod is kicked off to the side and sits out in the sun while the valuable fish get the attention & scooted into the hold. Even as they come up out of the water, they're nasty & mushy - let alone sit out on the dirty deck for a while in the sun.

    Ranch on anything other than dipping veggies? No way! I've never understood that flavor on chips/crackers.
    Ranch is my favorite dressing on salads, much to Sharon's disgust. And it's awesome for dipping.

    If I let my kids use Ranch as they wanted to, this house would easily go through a bottle every day. They put it on everything and I put a stop to that when a big jug of it disappeared within hours... knuckleheads were using it to glop on top of some kickass Chicago Deep Dish pizza.

    Then my youngest promptly tried to put ketchup on the pizza... wtf? That was also summarily overruled at Casa del NT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
    A word to the wise... as someone that has worked on commercial fishing boats back when I was a kid, NEVER EVER eat cod. Cod is kicked off to the side and sits out in the sun while the valuable fish get the attention & scooted into the hold. Even as they come up out of the water, they're nasty & mushy - let alone sit out on the dirty deck for a while in the sun.



    Ranch is my favorite dressing on salads, much to Sharon's disgust. And it's awesome for dipping.

    If I let my kids use Ranch as they wanted to, this house would easily go through a bottle every day. They put it on everything and I put a stop to that when a big jug of it disappeared within hours... knuckleheads were using it to glop on top of some kickass Chicago Deep Dish pizza.

    Then my youngest promptly tried to put ketchup on the pizza... wtf? That was also summarily overruled at Casa del NT.

    Being a condiment nazi is a ruthless business.
    When it comes to salad dressing, I'm basically a oil & vinegar or just lemon. I did have some Bolthouse Salsa Verde Avocado which I really liked. Since it's made with yogurt, I'm guessing most won't want to try. LOL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    When it comes to salad dressing, I'm basically a oil & vinegar or just lemon. I did have some Bolthouse Salsa Verde Avocado which I really liked. Since it's made with yogurt, I'm guessing most won't want to try. LOL!

    Love the salsa verde avocado. Why did you have to let it out that it is made with yogurt.... now NT will not eat it again.


    Also Tofu... I have slipped a few tofu things in with out him knowing but he gets angry about tofu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NT'sGirl View Post
    Love the salsa verde avocado. Why did you have to let it out that it is made with yogurt.... now NT will not eat it again.


    Also Tofu... I have slipped a few tofu things in with out him knowing but he gets angry about tofu.
    Somehow I doubt that NT would complain either way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Somehow I doubt that NT would complain either way!
    I try not to, but I admit I was a little miffed when I discovered that she'd slipped me some tofu.

    If I wanted to eat man-made slimy stuff, I'd grab a can of playdough.
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