Political Satire: The Old Man of the Mountain

[reedak]

On our way home from the doctor's today. I saved your life, when I ran over, and Killed a "SHIT EATIN' DOG", so you can thank me by just going away following your own smell.

So you are still spreading the stench of your poop here instead of standing guard at the US-Mexico border.

[aboutime]

So you are still spreading the stench of your poop here instead of standing guard at the US-Mexico border.

Right you are. SPREADING YOU all over the place. Glad to see you catching the reality. But I'm finding that Imitating YOU isn't easy. After all I did KILL that dog and saved your life.

[Gunny]

So you are still spreading the stench of your poop here instead of standing guard at the US-Mexico border.

You're a Brit? Explains the verbosity.

[reedak]

Did you ever get to a point in this thread? No offense, but since you started this thread, I could bench press 300 lbs and run a 24 minute 3 miles. Went from there to couldn't walk nor press the bar and back to running 2 1/2 miles and bench pressing 200 lbs. Yeah, kind of slacking because of the nerve damage ....

Am I going to die AGAIN before you get somewhere? Just wondering ....

Surprise to learn that you are going to die AGAIN (after dying once). You belong to a rare species that can live twice.

Stop wondering, you have lost your way while wandering in my thread.

So far you have yet to get anywhere to the points of my thread.

[Gunny]

Surprise to learn that you are going to die AGAIN (after dying once). You belong to a rare species that can live twice.


Stop wondering, you have lost your way while wandering in my thread.


So far you have yet to get anywhere to the point of my thread.

You should feel special. I'm certainly not the first nor the only person to have ever flat-lined. Not even on this little board

There's really no point to your thread. If you have to be THAT long-winded and drawn-out, you're putting people to sleep, not making a point. Probably bored ME to death because I was in the hospital right after you started it. I'm certainly not risking another trip to read back through your novel. Reminds me of the "middle" movie "The Empire Strikes Back". Begins nowhere and ends nowhere.

[reedak]

Right you are. SPREADING YOU all over the place. Glad to see you catching the reality. But I'm finding that Imitating YOU isn't easy. After all I did KILL that dog and saved your life.

Diarrhea is one of the most commonly reported ailments in the US. Please seek treatment at once as you will be missed by all your friends if you end up like that dog.

P.S. Please don't try to imitate others as you may not be able to recognise yourself one day when you look into the mirror.

https://www.livescience.com/34719-di...hydration.html

[reedak]

You should feel special. I'm certainly not the first nor the only person to have ever flat-lined. Not even on this little board

There's really no point to your thread. If you have to be THAT long-winded and drawn-out, you're putting people to sleep, not making a point. Probably bored ME to death because I was in the hospital right after you started it. I'm certainly not risking another trip to read back through your novel. Reminds me of the "middle" movie "The Empire Strikes Back". Begins nowhere and ends nowhere.

Sorry to learn that you have been "put to sleep" by my satire just like Rip Van Winkle falling asleep in the Catskill Mountains.

Sleep, baby, sleep.

https://www.babycenter.com/0_lullaby...-sleep_6744.bc

http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-st...RipVan.shtml#1

[reedak]

You're a Brit? Explains the verbosity.

Guessing the ethnicity of a netizen is more difficult than predicting the trend of a stockmarket or the consequences of Trump's disastrous policies.

"The guy you are speaking to" can be anybody -- from Trump, Xi, Kim, Abe, Putin, Mr Somebody or Mr Nobody or any common man in the street.

P.S. Do I have to remind you that my thread is not about Brit or any ethnicity? Please zero in onto the points of my political satire.

[reedak]

... Not even on this little board

There's really no point to your thread. If you have to be THAT long-winded and drawn-out, you're putting people to sleep, not making a point....Begins nowhere and ends nowhere.

No point to my thread? Let's ponder the following statement by the Priest before he made his exit from his encounter with the twin brother of the Old Man of the Mountain:

Priest: ".... I have to go high now not because of my grace, forgiveness, and enemy love but because of the impending arrival of tsunami."

Poster's remark: Let us see whether the giant board of Wall Street will end up "bloody red" at the end of trading day on Wednesday April 4, 2018.

To the Chinese, the figure 4 has the same pronunciation as the Chinese character meaning death. So April 4 sounds like "double death" to the Chinese.

P.S. I pray that my "intelligent guess" won't be "intelligent" this time.

[High_Plains_Drifter]

There's a line of people you can get on the bad side of here.

@Gunny Leave me otta this... ...

[LongTermGuy]

Don't kill him yet. He seems to be kinda humorous. Let's see whereabouts he's going. You can always keel haul him later.

*Makes sense Gunny were watching...everything comes in time.

[Gunny]

No point to my thread? Let's ponder the following statement by the Priest before he made his exit from his encounter with the twin brother of the Old Man of the Mountain:

Priest: ".... I have to go high now not because of my grace, forgiveness, and enemy love but because of the impending arrival of tsunami."

Poster's remark: Let us see whether the giant board of Wall Street will end up "bloody red" at the end of trading day on Wednesday April 4, 2018.

To the Chinese, the figure 4 has the same pronunciation as the Chinese character meaning death. So April 4 sounds like "double death" to the Chinese.

P.S. I pray that my "intelligent guess" won't be "intelligent" this time.

I get it now. You're Nostradamus.

[Black Diamond]

I get it now. You're Nostradamus.

He will start writing in those quatrains.

[LongTermGuy]

I get it now. You're Nostradamus.

[reedak]

I get it now. You're Nostradamus.

I get it now. You're Trump (denying any trade war after launching a murky trade war).