Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
All you got to do to get away from a boar is climb a tree. Must be above their skill level. "We're going to kill the infidels. WAIT! The pigs are coming. There's a tree. Whatever shall we do? Oh, and I have this AK-47 to kill infidels with but I can't shoot some pigs?

(and YES, I AM having too muck fun with this story)
This story is just begging for mocking and sarcasm!