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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    I confess. I put pepper in my V-8. Of course, I put salt and pepper on just about everything (not ice cream )

    What I think is weird as Hell:

    Ketchup on eggs

    Ranch dressing on pizza

    Calling ground meat, shredded lettuce, shredded cheese and diced tomatoes on a tortilla chip shell a taco.
    I thought V8's were for the gay folk?

    Ketchup on eggs is almost a MUST. And it IS a must if it's an egg sandwich! And also with eggs and pork roll, "salt, pepper and ketchup" is a must!

    If someone puts ranch dressing on their pizza... it makes it legal in 47 states to kick their ass right their in the pizza place.

    And of course that's a "taco" WTF did you think it is? And of course it needs sour cream!!

    And Brits eating bakes beans for breakfast?? WTF?? I love 'em, but they are weird sometimes!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I thought V8's were for the gay folk?

    Ketchup on eggs is almost a MUST. And it IS a must if it's an egg sandwich! And also with eggs and pork roll, "salt, pepper and ketchup" is a must!

    If someone puts ranch dressing on their pizza... it makes it legal in 47 states to kick their ass right their in the pizza place.

    And of course that's a "taco" WTF did you think it is? And of course it needs sour cream!!

    And Brits eating bakes beans for breakfast?? WTF?? I love 'em, but they are weird sometimes!!
    V-8 is gay? Must be a yankee thing.

    THAT is NOT a taco. A taco is carne guisada or carne asada with some pico de gallo and red or habanero sauce on it in a rolled flour tortilla.

    Sour cream is authorized on maybe half a bake potato once a decade IF none of your friends are looking. Talk about losing man points. Geez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    I thought V8's were for the gay folk?

    Ketchup on eggs is almost a MUST. And it IS a must if it's an egg sandwich! And also with eggs and pork roll, "salt, pepper and ketchup" is a must!

    If someone puts ranch dressing on their pizza... it makes it legal in 47 states to kick their ass right their in the pizza place.

    And of course that's a "taco" WTF did you think it is? And of course it needs sour cream!!

    And Brits eating bakes beans for breakfast?? WTF?? I love 'em, but they are weird sometimes!!

    Ketchup is for women, children & old folks. Tabasco or salsa verde is the only thing to use


    Ranch dressing on pizza? Nope


    Taco's in most areas are NOT tacos. The ones shown on TV are Americanized versions and are NOT to be trusted.


    Same thing for chili with beans.


    British baked beans for breakfast seems to be a staple of the United Kingdom, but then again they like eel pie and mash. I like beans (good thing too as they served it in some format daily on board the Cutters), so it don't scare me.


    And the V8 thing, I know I use a LOT of Tabasco, but that shit tears up my stomach!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bilgerat View Post
    Ketchup is for women, children & old folks. Tabasco or salsa verde is the only thing to use


    Ranch dressing on pizza? Nope


    Taco's in most areas are NOT tacos. The ones shown on TV are Americanized versions and are NOT to be trusted.


    Same thing for chili with beans.


    British baked beans for breakfast seems to be a staple of the United Kingdom, but then again they like eel pie and mash. I like beans (good thing too as they served it in some format daily on board the Cutters), so it don't scare me.


    And the V8 thing, I know I use a LOT of Tabasco, but that shit tears up my stomach!
    I put tobasco on my eggs. Or Louisiana Hot Sauce. On occasion. Usually just salt and pepper. I fry them in butter instead of oil.

    I won't touch ketchup.

    Here's another one though and I KNOW this is southern. I won't touch mayonnaise. It's Miracle Whip all the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Here's another one though and I KNOW this is southern. I won't touch mayonnaise. It's Miracle Whip all the way.

    I'm originally from Maine, Mom was Irish, Da was Canadian/American Indian. It was ALWAYS Mayo in the house. Once on my own I shifted to Miracle Whip & that's the only "white death" I'll use.

    And I won't have mayo on a burger, my Bride claims that I have the same attitude as a Bruce Willis character when he said:
    I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.
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    My daughter's boyfriend will put salsa and other spices on pretty much everything. Which my husband gives the evil eye to, since he likes his food bland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    My daughter's boyfriend will put salsa and other spices on pretty much everything. Which my husband gives the evil eye to, since he likes his food bland.
    I don't like bland food. However, I watch some people in amazement. I don't know if it's a cavemen thing or what. They will eat ghost peppers and habaneros as if it proves something. I like peppers and I eat them. I do NOT eat peppers hot enough to fry my taste buds on the first bite. What's the point?
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    Rye toast with peanut butter, horseradish, and hard boiled eggs.

    Dried cherries in my hot tea.

    Coffee with cream and maple syrup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post

    Ketchup on eggs is almost a MUST. And it IS a must if it's an egg sandwich! And also with eggs and pork roll, "salt, pepper and ketchup" is a must!

    If someone puts ranch dressing on their pizza... it makes it legal in 47 states to kick their ass right their in the pizza place.

    Gross Jim! Mustard on pork roll...

    P.S. the only place to get pizza here is 90 miles away... It is not my preference to add ranch to anything but if you must you must.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NT'sGirl View Post
    Gross Jim! Mustard on pork roll...

    P.S. the only place to get pizza here is 90 miles away... It is not my preference to add ranch to anything but if you must you must.
    Mustard? MUSTARD???? Hey, @NightTrain, you didn't tell me that your ever so sweet and kind wife is a secret psycho!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Mustard? MUSTARD???? Hey, @NightTrain, you didn't tell me that your ever so sweet and kind wife is a secret psycho!!!

    No secret... I married Rick, that should let you know I must be at least half cracked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Mustard? MUSTARD???? Hey, @NightTrain, you didn't tell me that your ever so sweet and kind wife is a secret psycho!!!
    There's nothing secret about it, bubba!

    Anyone that doesn't like ketchup and miracle whip has been outed... and I can confirm she is repulsed by BOTH!

    Plus, she married me for some reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
    There's nothing secret about it, bubba!

    Anyone that doesn't like ketchup and miracle whip has been outed... and I can confirm she is repulsed by BOTH!

    Plus, she married me for some reason.
    I love them both, so long as not on the same sandwich!

    Yeah, like my wifey, I VERY often wonder why she ever married me, and why she hasn't left an open home and disappeared in the middle of the night. That's what I would do if I were married to myself.

    I just thought of that, is it OK to marry yourself in today's society? Is it discrimination if they don't let me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post

    I just thought of that, is it OK to marry yourself in today's society? Is it discrimination if they don't let me?


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy


    its the next big thing man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NT'sGirl View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sologamy


    its the next big thing man...
    That is so AWESOME, ain't it @hjmick

    I'm definitely getting married this week. Finally, someone who will think like I do and won't nag.
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