The Forum Members' Creed

[Palin Rider]

This is my keyboard. There are many like it but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. Without me my keyboard is useless. Without my keyboard, I am useless. I must type my keyboard true. I must troll faster than the enemy who is trying to defeat me. I must flame him before he flames me. I will. My keyboard and I know that what counts in war is not the words we type, the noise of the clicks, or the electricity we direct through the circuit boards. We know that it is the flames that count. We will flame.

My keyboard is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strenghts, its parts, its accessories, its hotkeys and its cable. I will keep my keyboard clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My keyboard and I are the defenders of my ideology. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy but the spambots.

[namvet]

This is my keyboard. There are many like it but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. Without me my keyboard is useless. Without my keyboard, I am useless. I must type my keyboard true. I must troll faster than the enemy who is trying to defeat me. I must flame him before he flames me. I will. My keyboard and I know that what counts in war is not the words we type, the noise of the clicks, or the electricity we direct through the circuit boards. We know that it is the flames that count. We will flame.

My keyboard is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strenghts, its parts, its accessories, its hotkeys and its cable. I will keep my keyboard clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My keyboard and I are the defenders of my ideology. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy but the spambots.

wonder where you got this idea from............hmmm

[Palin Rider]

wonder where you got this idea from............hmmm

It's a play off the rifleman's creed. That's why it's in the humor section. son.

[Kathianne]

It's a play off the rifleman's creed. That's why it's in the humor section. son.

I think he was looking for this:

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/col...puter_one_mine

[namvet]

sounded more like it came from here

[YOUTUBE]Ar0_um--LDQ[/YOUTUBE]

[Gaffer]

sounded more like it came from here

[YOUTUBE]Ar0_um--LDQ[/YOUTUBE]

I was thinking of this same scene.

[Palin Rider]

I think he was looking for this:

http://www.maximumpc.com/article/col...puter_one_mine

Never saw that one. Cool; thanks.

[glockmail]

This is a troll I've seen on other boards, known as "Legion" because he generates a legion of them.

[namvet]

This is a troll I've seen on other boards, known as "Legion" because he generates a legion of them.

noted

[Palin Rider]

This is a troll I've seen on other boards, known as "Legion" because he generates a legion of them.

Wrong. I never used that name, and no one else applied it to me before.

Aside from which, I'm not here to troll. When an issue interests me I'll discuss it politely. If someone decides not to be polite to me, I'll ignore them. It's just a message board, after all.

[Kathianne]

Wrong. I never used that name, and no one else applied it to me before.

Aside from which, I'm not here to troll. When an issue interests me I'll discuss it politely. If someone decides not to be polite to me, I'll ignore them. It's just a message board, after all.

You have an agenda, whether you know it or not. Which is besides the point in this case.

He is acceptable to administrators and staff. Enough said. He's not Pale Rider or Legion, whoever the hell that is.

Glock, mind your own posts, we'll manage the rest. Thanks.

[Palin Rider]

You have an agenda, whether you know it or not.

Well, of course I have an agenda. I said I didn't have a hidden agenda.

[Kathianne]

Well, of course I have an agenda. I said I didn't have a hidden agenda.

Cool, your agenda is?

My take, look of the administration.

[namvet]

Well, of course I have an agenda. I said I didn't have a hidden agenda.

are you trying to hump Palin ????

[Palin Rider]

are you trying to hump Palin ????

Well, IMO she looks hot enough to have wild sex with. Unfortunately, that's pretty much the only good thing I can say about her.