Steelers in '23
Originally Posted by dmp
I'm glad I came back and read this. I sat here for like 5 minutes earlier today, picturing 2 fucking marshmallows walking down the tracks, trying to visualize it in every way possible, anything to understand the joke. I couldn't figure it out, and I was too embarrassed to ask for an explanation!I heard it when I was 10, from my then-high-school brother. None of us - nobody in my family - has a clue what it means
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his grandmother in the woods?
(courtesy of my grandmother, who was the most awesome joke teller EVAH)
Yes, I know it's a bit "earthy" if you will but nothing is sacred in our family jokes.
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I'll bite. How do you catch a red elephant?
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sorry - that's part of a joke I thought folks knew.
"How do you kill a blue elephant?"
-Shoot him with a "blue Elephant gun"
"How do you kill a RED elephant?"
-Hold his nose until he turns blue and shoot him with a Blue Elephant Gun.
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LOL! I'm so old I forgot that joke! heard it a million times though.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
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Jim, Laura and I just got a good laugh at that one, god I heard it 5000 times but would give my right arm to hear her say it again
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speaking of rabbits.....
what did the male bunny rabbit say to the female bunny rabbit while doing the wild thing?
"it won't hurt, did it?"
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
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