why?
and you might want to try again... cuz they're offering $20 grand as an enlistment bonus if you volunteer to be deployed asap.
We could use a good correspondent... someone who we could trust to tell us how swell everything is over there...
Or... on the other paw...
I hear KBR is looking for a few good men and they don't care how funny you look... and I hear KBR pay is way better than the military...
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Quite honestly? I just think my made up scenario would probably be close to the truth! I'm 39 and have a 6 year old boy. I have about 25 tattoo's and have drank enough booze and done enough drugs in my life than you'll find in most prisons. I also have a record! Although I'm not a murderer, a burglar or someone involved in a violent crime, I doubt they would want me.
I tell ya though, if they would give me a gig where I could go out with the troops and write on my laptop at the end of the day, I'd go in a heartbeat! They'd have to give me a pistol and an M16 though and that's a scary thought!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
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I'm not sure of the origin, it was in fact on TV but the version I saw was reposted on the internet. I've seen both parts of "Loose Change" and a few others I can't remember the names of. Right off the top of my head - the guys from Loose Change claim there were no plane parts found at the pentagon, even though I saw tens of pictures of the fuselage and other parts myself. Their credibility is horrible, IMO. Their reporting on the WTC was nothing more than conspiracy and really had no basis in fact and no supporting documentation to go along with their theories. The now infamous article from popular mechanics blew their story clear out of the water.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Well, you're too old for the marines, navy and the air force but the army has raised their age limit to 42. They don't care if you have a family or a record. They neeeeeeeeed you...
Not sure about the tats... I know the marines just said no big tats, but I'm not sure if the army cares. cuz... They neeeeeeeeed you...
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Well, my tattoo's aren't necessarily big, unless of course you add 'em all up! Does both arms completely covered and a dog on my chest count as large?
Stripey, I'm starting to get the feeling you're trying to get rid of me! I'm betting if you and my wife ever got together you guys would go and sign me up while I was drunk and I'd come to at Parris Island!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
maybe... maybe not... have you seen 9/11 Mysteries?
It was produced by a conservative bent on refuting what he had seen in Loose Change...
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the part about liberals needing to wake up. THAT was a political statement and played quite well to your right winger audience. And not well at all to us lefties. So... YOU set the tone with your political statement.
Are you now trying to say that you think that was just a friendly comment? I didn't take it that way and neither did mfm...
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get rid of you??? heavens no, jimnyc... neva hatchi...
but if you did sign up, you wouldn't wake up at parris Island... that's the marine corps boot camp... you'd be in the army now, not behind the plow, you'd never get rich... etc...
Not sure if those tats would eliminate you now... but I bet KBR wouldn't care about them...
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