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    Default Welfare to work...

    Kudos to my grandma for emailing this to me!

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, arches straight up to the counter
    and says, "Hi.....you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
    a job".

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
    got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
    bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
    in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
    hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
    holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
    two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well........you started it."


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    Thats great!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FuzzyKitten99 View Post
    Kudos to my grandma for emailing this to me!

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, arches straight up to the counter
    and says, "Hi.....you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
    a job".

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
    got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
    bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
    in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
    hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
    holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
    two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah, well........you started it."

    poor guy---probably just lost his job selling bedroom accessories !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dilloduck View Post
    poor guy---probably just lost his job selling bedroom accessories !
    UNITED STATES ARMY AVIATION




    Above the Best



    Why the Hell should I have to press “1” for ENGLISH?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dilloduck View Post
    poor guy---probably just lost his job selling bedroom accessories !
    well, he would have. Guys aren't allowed to!

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