I come from the school of "Why do it yourself when you can pay someone else to do it?" I followed that with post graduate work from the school of "I married a woman who loves to do that sort of stuff herself and doesn't expect me to do it."
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll