Comedians have been making fun of presidents since the first president. The silence now is a definite red flag to me.
When I die I'm sure to go to heaven, cause I spent my time in hell.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word.
Obama goes over and meets the Queen
He asks her, Queen your country doesn't have the crime mine does, your economy is better, what gives, how do ya do it ?
The Queen replies, I surround myself with all intelligent people
Obama asks how so ?
The Queen replies with watch this , She calls Tony Blair into the office and ask him, if your parents had a child but it wasn't your sister nor was it your brother who is it ?
Tony immediately replied it is me
The Queen looked at Obama and says see
Later that week back in Washington Obama call Joe Biden into his office and says hey Joe if your parents had a child but it wasn't your brother nor was it your sister who was it ?
Joe sat there scratching his head , so Obama told him to go think about it and get back to him, While walking down the hall Biden runs across John McCain
Biden asks McCain, John if your parents had a child but it wasn't your brother nor was it your sister who was it ?
John McCain relied simple, it is me
Biden runs back to Obama and says I figured it out
Obama say ok who was it ?
Biden replies it was John McCain
Obama looks at him and says no stupid it was Tony Blair
Last edited by Jeff; 11-19-2009 at 10:31 PM.