Just found out I am a great aunt which makes gaffer a.............
great grandfather....... My brother has a daughter who is 18 and we just found out she has an 8 month old son....my brother due to his ex being a bitch has not seen this child since she was 5...which is why we just discovered the baby.
All I can say is it seems like everyone I know my age, and some younger are grandparent's except me including my little brother.
You get more with a kind word and a two by four, than you do with just a kind word. ~ Gaffer