1. To join his downtrodden friends in line on the other side waiting for obama cash from that obama stash.
2. To proclaim to obama," yes I did it, I did it alone"!
3. To see if the road really was dirtier on obama's side.
4. To avoid a trip to Chick-Fil-A and enjoy a more gay life.
5. To find its pocketbook and Hope the Change would save America.
6. To prove he really wasnt a chicken, meow meow..--Tyr