1. To join his downtrodden friends in line on the other side waiting for obama cash from that obama stash.
2. To proclaim to obama," yes I did it, I did it alone"!
3. To see if the road really was dirtier on obama's side.
4. To avoid a trip to Chick-Fil-A and enjoy a more gay life.
5. To find its pocketbook and Hope the Change would save America.
6. To prove he really wasnt a chicken, meow meow..--Tyr
18 U.S. Code § 2381-Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.