You know, I get it. I understand their point, I get the whole religious angle, and that's all well and good...
But after how many stories in this vein? After all the stories you'd think people would learn...
First, the gay couples can quit making their point, we get it, you want a cake, you want a particular baker to bake it, you want to wrap yourselves in the Constitution, swell. They don't want to. Why in the world would you want to force them to bake it? Have you ever heard of chocolate flavored Ex-Lax?
Second, to the bakers, photographers, florists, and every other service provider out there: these things NEVER end well for you and your ilk. Seriously. Never. These people are not asking you to attend, condone, or participate. They just want a fucking cake! You too can quit making your point, we get it. You love GOD and hate gays. Fine. Just bake them a cake, put together some arrangements, be the bigger person and move on.
Great googly moogly, this shit gets annoying...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll