Guess you didn't eat shrimp in the old days, huh? I still tear crab legs apart with my fingers. Using that goofy little tool aggravates me.
I managed to need stitches once while eating a lobster. Crab claws would be a self-destructing device in my hands.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill