My buddy likes to hide under the blanket sometimes, only as a hunter. He likes for the dumb doggy to "accidentally" walk by while he's there, then he pops out like a black widow spider, whacks him and runs like hell!!
My buddy likes to hide under the blanket sometimes, only as a hunter. He likes for the dumb doggy to "accidentally" walk by while he's there, then he pops out like a black widow spider, whacks him and runs like hell!!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Don't watch much tv, huh? She's been nonstop ASPCA 2 minute info-mercialing since the holidays started. It's like STFU already. At least Christopher Lambert does St Jude 2 minute infomercials.
If I donated my "just $19 per month" to every damned one of these people that are "just x$ a month" I'd be homeless.
I give to St Jude. They save your kid if they can, and don't charge you. So poor people are welcome too.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him to the left.
Wise men don't need advice, and fools won't take it - Ben Franklin
"It's not how you start, it's how you finish."
I don't care about the cat. I got one under each arm and the other is trying to eat the hamster. Or guinea pig. Whatever that rodent is.
But you need to talk to the missus about being nice to Jimbob. Give him an inch and he's all proud of himself. Abs has bwwn way too kind to him lately when he needs a board taken to his ass,
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him to the left.
Wise men don't need advice, and fools won't take it - Ben Franklin
"It's not how you start, it's how you finish."