I managed to need stitches once while eating a lobster. Crab claws would be a self-destructing device in my hands.Originally Posted by Gunny
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I managed to need stitches once while eating a lobster. Crab claws would be a self-destructing device in my hands.
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Just Me
You're such a klutz.I managed to need stitches once while eating a lobster. Crab claws would be a self-destructing device in my hands.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Indeed, I've said so many a time!You're such a klutz.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
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Lol! No sharp knives for youI managed to need stitches once while eating a lobster. Crab claws would be a self-destructing device in my hands.
sometimes i I can't eat when I think about the people who have handled the food.
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Nearly cut off a finger one Christmas. No time for stitches, just wrapped it with gauze and tape. Still have a nasty scar.Lol! No sharp knives for you
sometimes i I can't eat when I think about the people who have handled the food.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
Just Me
Get a roll of electrical tape. That stuff sucks on electrical stuff but is a winner as a 1st aid device.Nearly cut off a finger one Christmas. No time for stitches, just wrapped it with gauze and tape. Still have a nasty scar.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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